Episode 23.  ‘The Caledonian Tours 
		2015’ Tour No 8 –
 Ronnie Welsh & Fife Flower Show.
		
		Saturday 19th September
		Departing -
		  
		Well it was 7am when I left home for this 553 mile round trip up North and 
		back. It was just  Mr. Bryce and myself who were making this trip as Vincent Pott’s knees were giving him some “jip” so we gave him another day off 
		and put it down to – Sick Unpaid this time – who says we are not a 
		caring “Tour Company”. I think this is the third time we have made an excursion 
		North to Ronnie Welsh’s and the Fife Flower Show. 
		Robert 
		Bryce’s -
		  
		I arrived at Roberts for 07:30 and before we set off he showed us his 
		propagating greenhouse. He had been dabbling in hybridizing again and 
		had managed to succeed in crossing Nichola Coates over Moira Callan as 
		the petals had fallen off the female and the pod was now “ripening”.
		
		
		  
		See a picture of Moira Callan on the right, Robert is on record stating 
		that it’s the best raising in the last 10 years – high praise 
		indeed. Whilst we were there Robert tapped another female flower that he 
		had crossed with pollen from Nichola Coates and the x4 petals dropped off 
		together.
		  
		After a short while we set off as we had agreed to meet Ian Donaldson 
		and Kennedy McQuiston at John Hamilton’s home for 11am, then the x5 of 
		us would set off in a two cars to Ronnie Welsh’s. 
		John 
		Hamilton’s – 
		  We arrived at John Hamilton’s at just on 10am to find that Ian 
		Donaldson’s car was already there. We found John, Ian Donaldson, Kennedy McQuiston and Jim Gordon lurking in John’s greenhouse. We were 
		introduced to Jim Gordon who was one of Ian’s Fuchsia growing mates (A 
		big name in the fuchsia world) who fancied trying his luck with 
		Begonias.
 
		We arrived at John Hamilton’s at just on 10am to find that Ian 
		Donaldson’s car was already there. We found John, Ian Donaldson, Kennedy McQuiston and Jim Gordon lurking in John’s greenhouse. We were 
		introduced to Jim Gordon who was one of Ian’s Fuchsia growing mates (A 
		big name in the fuchsia world) who fancied trying his luck with 
		Begonias.
		  
		John was in the process of potting up his cuttings from his cold frame 
		outside, he has potted up about 500 cuttings and must have had that many 
		still to do. That would mean, at a guess well over a x1000 cuttings 
		potted up by the time he has finished.
		After a chat and a mug of coffee and our re-acquaintance with his x2 
		dogs it was time to make our move to the Kingdom of Fife, and King 
		Ronnie’s abode.
		The 
		Journey to Ronnie’s Kingdom -
		  
		Kennedy left his car at Johns, and Kennedy, John and Jim got in Ian’s 
		car. Then the x2 car convoy set of to West Calder to collect David Nimmo. 
		However we had to have x2 “comfort breaks” between leaving Colburn and 
		arriving at West Calder, basic translation for those of us who don’t 
		live in Kirkcudbright means we got lost!!!. When we arrived at David 
		Nimmo’s a certain driver from Kirkcudbright blamed the female sat-nav 
		voice for getting him lost!!!!! 
		 
		Also during this Journey we had to travel at “4 score & 1” (I will let 
		you do the math’s) to keep up with the lead car, the only time we saw 
		his red brake lights was when we came up on a village / town, and the unnamed driver wanted to see a smiley face on the speed limit sign on the 
		way into the village or 
		
		 town when you went under 30mph (see picture on 
		left). When we got through the town / village he jumped to warp speed 
		again and disappeared – it’s probably a good job Vincent did not come 
		because of what happened when we followed this driver earlier in the 
		year. You could call this the 2nd stage of the rally.
town when you went under 30mph (see picture on 
		left). When we got through the town / village he jumped to warp speed 
		again and disappeared – it’s probably a good job Vincent did not come 
		because of what happened when we followed this driver earlier in the 
		year. You could call this the 2nd stage of the rally. 
		We eventually found David Nimmo’s house, at this point John transferred 
		cars and got in with Robert Bryce and I and David Nimmo joined Ian and 
		that motley crew in his car.
		Then we skirted around Edinburgh and headed to the Forth Road Bridge to 
		get to the Kingdom of Fife.
		We hit traffic crossing the road bridge, which gave us a chance to look 
		at the new Road Bridge that is currently under construction, not only 
		that but the fabulous Forth Rail Bridge was on the other side of us.
		Then onto to Mehil, Near Leven on the East Coast of the Kingdom of Fife 
		via Kirkody to visit none other than Ronnie Welsh.
		
		Ronnie 
		Welsh’s -
		
		 We arrived at Ronnie’s to find Ronnie Welsh and his good wife outside 
		his greenhouse with Jim Evans.
We arrived at Ronnie’s to find Ronnie Welsh and his good wife outside 
		his greenhouse with Jim Evans.
		When we all entered his greenhouse I was amazed to see Begonias in 
		flower as good as they were for this time of year.
		As you can see by the picture on the right just how much colour he still 
		had in his greenhouse for us to look at.
		On the picture to the left you can see John Hamilton, Ronnie 
		
		 Welsh and 
		David Nimmo discussing the finer points of some of the varieties on 
		show.
Welsh and 
		David Nimmo discussing the finer points of some of the varieties on 
		show.
		Now at this point I pointed out a Seedling that I liked at the back of 
		his greenhouse, it was an unusual colour break and led to some “hot” 
		discussion – but I promised not to divulge anything else about this 
		“special” variety – but you could speak to Ronnie or Ian Donaldson about 
		it, I will say no more.
		  
		There was also a lot of leg pulling about a “plant” of Golden Hind that 
		Ian had given Ronnie – it turned out to be a very small cutting.
		I then told them about a cutting of Robert Tyler Murphy I won in a 
		raffle at Southport Flower Show last year – This cutting has been 
		mentioned many times under the title of “Cutting enigma” and that it was 
		a cutting donated by Ian Donaldson.
		Now earlier in the year at a Scottish Begonia Society Meeting Ian 
		Donaldson brought me a big plant of Robert Tyler Murphy – Now this was 
		either down to:
		   
		• He is a decent kind of man (that we all know he is) 
		   
		• He felt guilty for giving me a dodgy cutting
		So a lot of “leg pulling” and harmless fun ensued at Ian’s expense about 
		supplying dodgy cuttings.
		At this point I will offer my apologizes to Ian Donaldson as you can see 
		by the picture of my “Cutting Enigma” on the right, the 5 inch pot is 
		being pushed out of shape and you can see another Basal stem coming up 
		from the other side of the pot. This is on top of at least a dozen 
		cuttings I have taken and rooted.
		  
		At this point we were all in his greenhouse discussing the pro’s & cons 
		of various varieties and a lot of “leg pulling” took place at everyone’s 
		expense.
		
		 Now if you look at the picture on the left, camouflaged by a variety of 
		a species plant - is an important part of Ronnie’s growing technique, as 
		if it was not for this then he would never “be at one” with his plants 
		and the quality of his growing would suffer….. Yep you have guessed it, 
		it’s the fridge that contains the “liquid” that helps him reach the sub 
		conscious state he needs to be at to be “at one” with his plants.
Now if you look at the picture on the left, camouflaged by a variety of 
		a species plant - is an important part of Ronnie’s growing technique, as 
		if it was not for this then he would never “be at one” with his plants 
		and the quality of his growing would suffer….. Yep you have guessed it, 
		it’s the fridge that contains the “liquid” that helps him reach the sub 
		conscious state he needs to be at to be “at one” with his plants.
		
		  
		Well the time had come to leave Ronnie’s.
		Now our convoy had reached x3 cars as Jim Evans was taking Ronnie and 
		his better half to the show.
		So the three vehicles set off from Ronnie’s at Methil and we then made 
		our away back to Dunfermline and Dobies Garden World at Duloch Park 
		where they were holding Fife flower show.
		
		Fife 
		Flower Show -
		  
		
		 On arrival we found the clash of giants 
		had been won by John Hamilton's entry 
		(left) with Ronnie
On arrival we found the clash of giants 
		had been won by John Hamilton's entry 
		(left) with Ronnie Welsh coming 2nd (right) and Jim Evans taking 3rd place.
 Welsh coming 2nd (right) and Jim Evans taking 3rd place. 
		What I found unusual about this show was that they had no best bloom in 
		show prize – so that led to quite a bit of debate (below right) between Robert, 
		Kennedy, Andrew Paterson (below left) and myself.   At this point we would have asked the judge, 
		the one and only Robert Nelson, for his opinion. However on looking for 
		
		 him we found out that he had absconded early as we were told he was under 
		orders from
him we found out that he had absconded early as we were told he was under 
		orders from his good wife Margaret to be back home early so he could 
		take her out that night. So I have put a picture up of him anyway 
		(below right), as I 
		missed catching up with my good friend.
 
		his good wife Margaret to be back home early so he could 
		take her out that night. So I have put a picture up of him anyway 
		(below right), as I 
		missed catching up with my good friend.
		
		
		
		As you can see by the picture on the left the show was well supported. 
		Ian Donaldson was taking Jim 
  
		
		 Gordon along the show bench explaining the 
		finer points of begonia growing and it seems he is interested in pot 
		plants. Ian is trying to get him on the show bench next year so remember 
		where you heard his name first.
Gordon along the show bench explaining the 
		finer points of begonia growing and it seems he is interested in pot 
		plants. Ian is trying to get him on the show bench next year so remember 
		where you heard his name first.
		After a good look round the Dahlia, Chrysanthemum and vegetable sections 
		we went for a brew and something to eat. 
		  
		At this point Ian and I had a talk about who was taking who home, as 
		John was coming back with us I offered to take Kennedy who had left his car at Johns. This meant Ian could take David Nimmo 
		home then carry on his way back home to Kirkcubright.
		Journey 
		home -
		  
		At this point Ian and David bid their farewells and left, we then bid 
		farewell to Andrew Paterson. It had gone 5pm when we left to make our 
		way back to John’s house. We made our way back across the Forth Road 
		Bridge to the M9 then cut onto the M8 and on to Junction 6 where we 
		could get off on to the A73 and for want of better words take a short 
		cut along the back roads to Johns that I knew well. Just as we got past 
		Junction 5 we hit a traffic jam and it took us 1½ hours to get to 
		junction 6. The time passed quickly with the varied topics of 
		conversation that flowed, particularly Kennedy when he was telling us 
		about some experiences during his 50 years at sea as a fisherman.
		We got to Johns for around 7pm and said our farewells to him and 
		Kennedy and then started our journey back to England.
  
		How quick the nights are closing in now as it was dark when we set off 
		back.
		We got Robert Bryce safely home for around 10pm and I walked through the 
		front door for 1030pm.
		The 
		Days Summary -
		   
		We had a great day out and the weather played its part as well as it was 
		blue skies and warm. I would like to take this opportunity to thank John 
		Hamilton and Ronnie Welsh for their hospitality as well as Ian 
		Donaldson, Kennedy McQuiston, David Nimmo, Jim Gordon, Jim Evans and Andrew Paterson for making it such a memorable day. I cannot say 
		how much humour and “mickey taking” was exchanged at 
		everyone’s expense. So much so we have pencilled in this trip again next 
		year. 
		                                      
		Until next time….